Mossimo MP1 Moulding Paste

Some marketing idiot obviously thought Mp1 was close to Mp3 so everyone would think ... what? That it was a piece of music software??

The container is your usual flat, masculine tin with a screw top.

The stuff itself looks and feels like used chewing gum, especially when your chewing it and you drink fluids and it turns all slimey in your mouth.

Hair = dried cotton flock gone flat.

got2b Chaos Moulding Gel

Firstly the name is fucking stupid.

What is it - some kind of lame punk rock fashion fantasy thing?

I googled "got2b" and the got2b website just said "coming soon". So this stuff hasn't even been released yet. My neighbour must be one well connected hairdresser. Maybe he's that uber-gay dude I see around. Not to stereotype.


The "gum" comes in a tiny oil barrel shaped metal pillbox (maybe nuclear waste container miniature) - sort of industrial. God...The gum looks like paint and smells like cheap candy - it’s as greasy as hell and, handling it, it occurred to me it might be handy in repairing the fallen tiles in my kitchen.

It didn't look like I had anything at all in my hair until I touched it. Then I had to go back to the bathroom to wash the residue off your fingers.

Hair Product Testing

Last weekend someone who obviously works in the hair industry left five brand new samples of hair styling products in the lobby of our building - for anyone who wanted them. I immediately took them all.