Friday, December 01, 2006

Homie handshakes for honkies

Have you ever been out at a club or on the streets and been confronted with some friendly hip-hop homeboy types who want to shake hands? You know their handshake will consist of at least four to five different “right-on” maneuvers that you, as a honky (or being like a honky), have no hope of knowing about. You are going to look square for sure.

Well, no longer.

In a dream I had last night I invented the perfect solution – a robotic arm with hand that links to your laptop - the laptop, in turn, links to a website which downloads the very latest handshakes into the arm so that you can practice them. No worries! Now you can avoid those handshake faux pas with people who are cooler (or posier) than you are. You will be instantly down with them. Clever or what??