Monday, July 31, 2006

Mynahs outside my window

These birds are just plain rude. If they could sing (like I thought birds are supposed to) I could tolerate them – instead – at 5.30am they tunelessly and aggressively bleat the same non-note over and over again, like a broken electric alarm clock telling you it's time to catch your early morning flight to hell. The sound is halfway between a squawk and a bleep – horrible.

Here’s a small history of the bird from the smh:

Since their introduction in Victoria in the 1860s, originally to control insects in market gardens, the birds have spread, like flying cane toads, to almost all parts of Australia.


And from a more specialised site

They put them in the list of the 100 most invading species in the world and describe them as an extreme threat to Australia. And humans don't get off easily either. Mynahs carry bird mites and have the potential to carry avian-borne diseases that are dangerous to people, not to mention the huge amount of droppings they leave under their communal roosting trees. Often gathering at night in numbers in excess of a thousand, these raucous birds can take over clumps of trees, especially around areas where lots of people go (where they encounter fewer predators) like shopping centres.


Not to mention the park outside my flat.

But this is the worst:

[The] Indian mynah is an extremely aggressive bird that attacks baby native birds and takes over all the best nesting spots….

The methods these birds use to kill other birds can be horrible. Sometimes they build nests right on top of the eggs of parrots. But they don't stop there. They've been seen killing some tree-dwelling species of mammals too. This is pushing many Australian species towards extinction.



It’s the avian apocalypse – like they’re heralding their own bad-ass-ness every morning – let's start by waking everybody up really early – then go on to screw up the rest of the day by killing and crapping on the environment: hah! (or, bleep!)

No wonder they squeak like demons.

Is this the future – only dickhead species like roaches and these birds (and capitalist humans) prospering?

Phantom Brave (again)


Well, fellow RPG-ers, I totally wasted two hours on this. There’s an aspect to the game where you go into randomly generated dungeons and you cannot save unless either you summon a particular character who has a “return” skill to get you out, or you complete all the dungeons in the level and leave. If you die or fail – its game over and nothing saved.

In this case there were five dungeons to traverse and twice I got to dungeon #5, summoned the dungeon escape guy just in case, then held off using him thinking I was winning, then, each time, was absolutely defeated by the very last demon.

All swords, treasure, level up experience, time, etc, gone like a word document you’ve typed up for hours crashing into oblivion.

It shouldn’t read “game over”, it should read “get a life”.

Current play time: 22:17:18 (level 18)

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

24 improves (Day 5 11.00 pm to 1.00 am)



This is getting better now the President is evil. He’s quite Shakespearean as a character, I think – tragic and doomed and bad all at once. Or is it more like “Yes Minister”? There's also an oil aspect which is quite interesting given the way this world is currently run. But who cares about politics? The office politics at CTU is the real hell. It looks worse than at Microsoft. At the office its very “mobile phone”. Every call is speed-dialed. The computer geeks have screens leaping all over the place at the touch of a button.

All in all this show is getting better again after flopping about for a few weeks. It means the end is near, I guess.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Outsourced


The company I work for has finally removed the computers, desks and furniture from the department they outsourced earlier this year. A lot of my friends used to work here – as did I before I was transferred, so becoming one of the few survivors.

It’s all about the bottom line, people. You don’t count – they will do this to you if they get the right offer. Australians have apathetically kissed goodbye most of their traditional working rights. Why? They must like empty rooms.

(Thanks to “extensible” for taking this photo!)

(Also happy birthday Les!)

:)

Friday, July 14, 2006

got2b "glued" Water Resistant Spiking Glue (For Screaming Hold - Spike, Chunk, Ultimate Hold"6")

Unlike most gels in the world, this stuff came out of its bright yellow tube an opaque white. It reminded me of builder's adhesive, except that it smelled strongly of melon.

I’ve discovered that if I’m using these hard-core hair moulding products I really have to smooth my hair back 80’s yuppie style. I've tried to spike it up but it just looks electric shock silly. Or, if I leave it flat, it mats to my skull and looks dorky.

Yuppie or dorky – it’s the choice, every morning: except that with my hair combed back I tend to look more like an emaciated chauffeur you'd maybe see smoking an afternoon cigarette in the driveway of some crumbling and corrupt Balkan embassy.

Maybe I should just use nothing – I might at least look intellectual.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Protesting Pandas

Is this the world’s first virtual protest? Players of a shared online virtual game world in China gathered together – or, really, their characters (called avatars) did - in the game world itself - to protest certain content in the game they regarded as offensive: specifically a picture of an imperialist Japanese flag in one of the ‘rooms” in the game.

Ten thousand players participated, resulting in one of the largest – and cutest - gatherings of politically motivated cartoon creatures ever.

Why am I posting this? Just as an excuse to show you the pictures.
(Remember - click on the images to get the full effect)






For more detailed info: see this



(Actually there is a serious side – the declining relationship between China and Japan – not good).

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Kimmie!


Kim Jong Il - is this some kind of clown persona he puts on to make us all think he's harmless? Is he really as mad as he looks? Maybe a comic book character propped up by more secretive elites? Maybe the CIA are paying him to put on a show.

For a good website about various nefarious types and "good guys" see this great site called moreorless.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

RPG Hell (Phantom Brave)



Tired of non-stop driving and shooting on the Playstation2? Try getting a life. Or otherwise try a Japanese strategy role playing game. You need either a PHD or a year of spare time to get through them. They look like old-school 80’s Nintendo – just to make you think it’ll be easy. Good advice is to just play them ocasionally. Not all at once. Unless you like hiding.

Current Involvement: Phantom Brave
Current play time: 2.11.11 (level 5)
Estimated completion date: never

The Fiery Furnaces

The Fiery Furnaces are from NY and played at the Gaelic Club here in Sydney where Trace, Jgirl and I attended. The music was smart, proficient, innovative and punchy – total brilliance from the big A. They reminded me of everything from the Pixies to Yes. Kinda hard to put your finger on, but they were pumping.

Trace: “It’s a privilege.”

Jgirl: “Go New York.”

Saturday, July 08, 2006

TV.com


I came across this website while surfing the net during the boring bits of "Lost – the Reckoning". Yep – another exciting night.

There are guides for all series, so you can catch up on anything you may have missed while out trawling the streets for sex or whatever (god forbid). Better, you can download them. There are forums where you can discuss programs, down to individual episodes, with fellow enthusiasts. You can even read people’s blogs – and write your own – all devoted, I guess, to the box. In other words there’s no limit to the amount of time and industry you can expel in promoting, pondering, commenting on and reviewing your favourite shows.

AAGGGHH!!

Ps - yes "Passions" fans (you know who you are) there's Passions stuff - check out the latest episode: "Sheridan watches in horror as Alistair unleashes bloodthirsty lions on Fancy and Luis". Gosh.

got2b 90º max-control styling gel

I felt happy and preppy. It encouraged me to smooth my hair back neatly. People at work noticed – some smiled, others scowled. This stuff is power in a tube!

24 (Day 5: 2.00pm to 3.00pm)

Not one of the better episodes but it still had its moments. I love the “Nine Inch Nails”-style action soundtrack – it makes the tense scenarios really power. The music is classy. I sometimes feel like dancing to it.

In this one the terrorists tried to nerve-gas a mall. Jack looked stupid in his gas-mask. They overdo his hero status sometimes. I wanted him to stop off at the food hall and at least grab a sandwich.

Most painful quote: Martha: Walt...loved this country.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

My first comment - not in the comment area

Got an email from some guy I know who read this blog. Why can't people just use the comments thing?

Here it is:

sigh... haven't you got anything better to do? as if the net wasn't awash with irrelevant content already - to quote 'fight club' - "you are not special - you are not a unique snowflake"... I (capital letter "I"), I,  on the other hand have been hanging out at the Luftwaffe 46 site AND sending emails about german tank maintenance in WWII (among other things) to my colleagues in 'ausreenact' - much more relevant and useful, as I am sure you would agree...

Jpod



Funny, poppy, experimental, stupid.

Jpod is the name of a cluster of cubicals in a software company occupied by the main characters.

There's three elements: cut-up, really lame and dumb stories about the protaganist's wired parents, and the lives and thoughts of nerds at work (this is the best stuff).

Love it!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Current favourite junk food: Arnott’s Tasty Jacks Seasoned Roast Potato Original Crinkle Cut Potato Chips

There’s no way the “roasted potato” taste of these is natural, but I can’t resist them – I think it’s the MSG – ie “flavour enhancer 621” - Monosodium L-glutamate. No wonder that stuff is so popular everywhere (though often maligned). They’ve used stacks, I reckon. Tasty, yeah...

Following is a quote from mbm.net.au on MSG – in case you were wondering:

Added to any savoury processed protein food. In cigarettes and animal food. In over 10,000 foods in USA. Flavour enhancer derived from the fermentation of molasses, salt substitute; adverse effects appear in some asthmatic people, should not be permitted in foods for infants and young children as it could damage the nervous system. Typical products are canned vegetables, canned tuna, dressings, many frozen foods. To be avoided. It could kill nerve cells, resulting in diseases such as Huntington's, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. Pregnant women, children, hypoglycemics, elderly and those with heart disease are at risk from reactions.


Cigarettes! God those things have got everything. And as for “It could kill nerve cells, resulting in diseases such as Huntington's, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's”…

*crunch crunch…*

Current Location in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas: San Fierro (ie San Francisco)



I like this city more because of the colours: cool blues and greys. Also it's more stately and monumental than Los Santos (ie LA) which is orange and brown and trashy. Makes me want to visit San Fran – looks quite beautiful.

Wonder Boy



Jgirl, Trace and I went out to a gig (people from NZ – Solar Rosa and Girl 6), but it was starting too late so we went to the Landsdowne Pub instead and had a play of an old Sega side scrolling platformer table game Wonder Boy. So cute!

Got2b “glued” Blasting Freeze Spray

This stuff scares me. Its spray container, with a cone shaped nozzle, looks like a yellow civil defence siren, or a fire hydrant. It is part of the “glued” range and you apply it after you've nuked your head with other plasters in the range. I just used it straight. It smelled gaseous, like dry ice – and has this cold way of penetrating your lungs as if to say – you’re fucked now, mate.

The result was the usual – an uncertain, dry looking mess on my head due to the fact I have no idea how to style.

*Sigh*

Last Exile




I bought the whole boxed set of seven DVDs (four episodes per disc) for half price – what a bargain – shit I hope its OK.

So far it is:

A whimsical and sumptuous production – not exactly taxing on the brain (yet – I’ve “only” seen two DVDs or eight episodes) but nice to watch, especially if you like steam-punk neo-Victorian anime.

It also looks like the animators have seen the Red Star comics – flying juggernauts and rusting war games in the clouds. In fact the battleship designs are so similar it seems someone is ripping off someone here.



Smoke a beachball and float off to it.; )